Dear Guys,

This one is cute but corny...!!

The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly
Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest
approaches the Gatekeeper. St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see
you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling
up fast, and we've been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The
test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."

Forrest responds, "It shor is good to be here , St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever tolt me
about any entrance exam. Shor hope the test ain't too hard; life was a big enough
test as it was."

St. Peter goes on, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions:
First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
Third: What is God's first name?"

Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St.
Peter who waves him up and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the
questions over, tell me your answers."

Forrest says, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begin with the
letter "T"? Shucks, that one's easy. That'd be Today and Tomorrow.
The Saint's eyes open wide and he exclaims, "Forrest, that's not what I was
thinking, but you do have a point and I guess I didn't specify, so I'll give you credit for
that answer.

How about the next one?" asks St. Peter.
"How many seconds in a year?"
"Now that one's harder," says Forrest, "but I thunk and thunk about that a nod and I
guess the only answer can be twelve."
Astounded, St. Peter says, "Twelve? Twelve!? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could
you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
Forrest says "Shucks, there's gotta be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March
2nd. . ."
"Hold it, " interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you're going with this, and I see your
point, though that wasn't quite what I had in mind.....but I'll have to give you credit for
that one, too.

Let's go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first name"?
"Sure" Forrest replied, "its Andy"
"Andy?!" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St. Peter. "Ok, I can understand
how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the
world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?"
"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it from the
song...'ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS
OWN...' "
St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates and said, "Run, Forrest, run."

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
and pass it on to other folk

I hope you like this humor.
Best Regards,

Steve (Soonkil) Hong